6. Possess the ability to wear unattractive clothing but convince others that it is "fashionable."
5. Own several hundred of everything.
4. "Read" lots of magazines that consist of nothing but advertisements and pictures.
3. Know about and discuss "the new __________ line," constantly.
2. Possess the ability to
1. Refer to anything that can arguably be worn as or with clothing as a "piece."
My wife enjoys Sex in the City, so I have to tolerate it.
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Outside the realm of fiction this kind of person should not exist. Do they actually exist or is it all just a mythical stereotype?