Showing posts with label graphs. Show all posts
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Friday, September 4, 2009

Status update on the "Thing A Week*" approach to poetry

Between me and David, due Fridaysish.

Today's:

There once was a boredom-filled girl
who thought she'd give poems a whirl.
But she'd nothing to write
that seemed not uptight
and kept her from wanting to hurl.


Yesterday's, for last week:

3 AM

The soft clock ticks
and ticks
and ticks.
The distant dogs bark
and bark
and bark.
The mist drifts
and pours.
The horses stamp
and snort.
The moon hangs,
the lake shines,
the tall grass
glimmers,
and I sleep,
sometimes.



Thing I made while pretending I was writing a poem, and the reason I couldn't write a poem** (because I can't write about the same thing twice in a row. That's even more loserish and more of a cop-out than writing a bad limerick):





*Approach name taken from the great Jonathan Coulton, writer of such golden hits as the "Portal" theme (The Cake Is A Lie), Chiron Beta Prime, Re: Your Brains, and The Future Soon. (Hear all these for free--before buying!--at Joco's store.)

**Edit: apparently I can't think in logical progressions at 3 in the morning. Really, I already knew that, but it's a lot easier to remember before 1 AM. Anyway the reason I couldn't think of anything to write was not, obviously, the graph. Rather, the graph was the product of A) my new obsession with graph jam, and B) my not being able to think of anything (other than being awake at 3 AM) to write about. The reason I couldn't think of anything I deemed acceptable was, as you have probably already realized, the fact that I had already written quite recently another poem about being awake at 3 in the morning.

Two Uses For Pig

Watching the Food Network makes me so damn hungry. Or, to be honest, not particularly hungry at all. But extremely interested in eating something delicious.

Also, something I've been grinding my teeth over for the past several months:

 
The worst part is, people who really ought to be intelligent enough to know better make a huge deal out of stuff like this just to keep up appearances with the people who pay their salaries.  I bet there's a manual out there somewhere. "For People With Power: How To Be As Obnoxious and Irrational As Possible."