Two Uses For Pig

Watching the Food Network makes me so damn hungry. Or, to be honest, not particularly hungry at all. But extremely interested in eating something delicious.

Also, something I've been grinding my teeth over for the past several months:

 

The worst part is, people who really ought to be intelligent enough to know better make a huge deal out of stuff like this just to keep up appearances with the people who pay their salaries.  I bet there's a manual out there somewhere. "For People With Power: How To Be As Obnoxious and Irrational As Possible."