Saturday, May 29, 2010

Should I start titling these again? Any opinions?

Two other things. First, I want you all to know that there is an invisible fish in the digital fish tank to the right. Or, if you prefer, there is a fish that is the same color as the background. Sometimes you can see him swim over another fish if you look closely. This would be an excellent use of your time.

Secondly, on the way home from Food Lion I was thinking about advertising on facebook for a rehearsal dinner date--an advertisement with a specific candidate in mind. I'd have to clear it with Susannah first, but probably I'll just hold on to that sliver of my pride. Maybe.

Relatedly, operation Fly Casual a.k.a. become-friends-with-Inigo is progressing slowly, if at all. Such a shame. Inigo, if you are reading this, I promise I'm not a total creep. I just like getting to know new people and you, acquaintance-type person, seem cool and were lucky/unlucky enough to attract my attention. Are you busy next Saturday? Just wondering...

And now, on to Wal-Mart. I lead such a glamorous life.


  1. This entire post is amazing in all senses of the word.

    I'm going to bed or I'd write more, but you are the best.

  2. ...what does it say about those of us who already knew there was an invisible fish? Because we were so enraptured by the fish tank that we spent long enough playing with it (and discovering that you could feed them!) that we actually noticed the invisible fish as it swam against the others.
    hmm... maybe you shouldn't answer that after all.
    I think the titles are more interesting, but they're also more work - so I'd say do whatever you feel like (or what you like the most... or whatever strikes your fancy at any given moment).